Maggie

Birthday: 10/14/2007

Passed Away: 4/9/19

Maggie, also known as Schmieg or the Schmiegly One, is a member of the Golden Ratio. Adopted with Jasmine in 2016, Maggie was the Spokesdog of the group, although it must be noted that she never got around to delivering the reports expected of her, focusing her energies instead on being a wonderful sister to her GR Crew and a very good dog to her humans.

On the Golden Ratio Podcast, GR Mom explained that when Maggie was first brought to the home as part of a bonded pair with Jasmine, the two new dogs immediately fit right in with Hopper and Venkman. Adopting the pair was an almost immediate decision.

Maggie was GR Mom's Number One Cooking Pal, often waiting patiently in the kitchen with her and providing excellent company and companionship while GR Mom prepared meals. Ever the helpful pup, she also made it her duty to eat any leftover bits of the meal so they would not be wasted.

Schmieg was not a fan of thunderstorms and required comfort snuggles and a comfort shirt to endure them. The comfort shirt was quite a fashion statement, and Schmieg easily combined positive mental health treatment with fashion-forward style. She also demonstrated impeccable dance moves, backing it up from the kitchen after receiving her crunchy carrot, to the delight of her Snapchat followers.

Maggie was GR Mom's closest work time buddy, snugging it up with her on the couch while GR Mom did science. She also often received Schmieg Affirmations, which are positive statements from GR Mom reminding her of what a perfect dog she was and how everything in her life was going to be great.

Maggie passed away on April 9, 2019, after a battle with hemangiosarcoma. She is missed dearly and remembered fondly by everyone she brought joy to (that is, everyone who has ever seen a picture of her).

Maggie has a beautiful sugar face, magnificent floof, an odd but endearing body shape (perhaps due to being obese at one time in life), and the most perfect dome in all existence. She is a member of Team Crunch.

Song: SCHMIIIEEEEEEEEGGGGG!!!!!!

You can also listen to Schmieg Sounds on Spotify.