Carrots

The Golden Ratio dogs eat carrots after every meal and have carrot teams. Original teams were established by Squad 1.0, where Hopper and Maggie ate raw carrots and were members of Team Cronch. Queso and Jasmine had worn-down and missing teeth, so they ate roasted carrots and were members of Team Roasty. While Venkman's loyalties are with Team Cronch, she's so chaotic in general that she also captains her own team, Team Chaos. Guacamole and Voodoo are now considered Team Chaos members too.

Squad 2.0 carrot affiliations aren't as well defined, especially after GR Mom proved a point by demonstrating most of the dogs will happily eat cronch if roasties aren't available. However, it's generally agreed that Venkman remains Team Cronch, while Hopper has betrayed Team Cronch for Team Roasty. Chief Brody brings special gusto to Team Cronch with his technique of chomping through the middle part of the carrot and letting the ends fall to the floor, where he chomps them later. Guac seems pleased with either type of carrot. Because his keto diet doesn't allow carrots, Voodoo is purely Team Meatball.

Angel dogs Riley, Swizzle, and St. Patrick were Team Roasty, although dietary limitations restricted St. Patrick to a small tip of roasted carrot. (His signature snack was french fries.) Angel dog Parmesan isn't known to have joined a carrot team.

The recipe for roasted carrots is simple: heat the oven to 425 F / 220 C and put the carrots in on a cookie sheet. Roast them until they are soft. The big carrots the golden ratio eat take about 30 minutes to roast.