The Golden Ratio Wiki



Welcome to The Golden Ratio Wiki!
Your favorite golden retrievers (plus one Labradoodle) - Hopper, Venkman, Maggie, Jasmine, Queso, Riley, Swizzle, Guacamole, Chief Brody, Voodoo, St Patrick, Parmesan, Manchego, and Remoulade - the Golden Ratio!

A Brief Introduction
The original Golden Ratio included Hopper (aka Hops, Hopper T), Venkman (Venk/Vink/Vonk, Vink the Dink, Agent of Chaos), Maggie (Schmieg/the Schmiegly one), and Jasmine (Jasmeen the Finest Dog I've Ever Seen), and was expanded to include Queso (the Big Cheese), and their first boy, Riley (Boyfren).

As of November 2021, the Golden Ratio includes Hopper, Venkman, Guacamole (Guac, Guaco-man), Chief Brody (CB, CBGB), Voodoo (Voods), and Remoulade (Remi). Four other dogs have also joined the Squad after Riley, but have since passed away: Swizzle (The Swiz), St. Patrick (né Theo; the only non-Golden Retriever), Parmesan (Small/Little Cheese), and Manchego (Cheggs, Cheese Cube.)

All of the dogs except Hopper and Venkman were rescues. Particularly in recent years, the household has specialized in taking in senior dogs and dogs with serious medical conditions. The dogs are famous for their affinity for waffles and carrots. Their carrot preferences were previously categorized into just two "teams"--cronch (regular, uncooked carrots) and roasty (roasted in the oven)--but team designations have expanded with both diverse diets and selected behaviors. Additionally, GR Dad in particular has been known to give roasties to members of Team Cronch because he is a softie--a "roasty of a human."

The Dogs
Current (Squad 2.7 - Squad Numbers Available Here)


 * Hopper
 * Venkman
 * Guacamole
 * Chief Brody
 * Voodoo
 * Remoulade

Angel Dogs


 * Maggie
 * Riley
 * Queso
 * Jasmine
 * Swizzle
 * St. Patrick
 * Parmesan
 * Manchego
 * Pi (GR Mom's pre-squad dog)
 * K (GR Mom's pre-squad dog)
 * Half-Sister Buttercup

Other dogs and dog pages


 * Foster Dogs
 * How to tell the dogs apart

Activities

 * Carrot Eating
 * Waffle Eating
 * Running
 * Awards
 * Meetups
 * Swimming
 * Merch
 * Weekly Awards
 * Fanart
 * Podcast
 * German Word of the Week
 * Cocktail of the Week

Social Media Links

 * Snapchat
 * Twitter
 * Twitter Fan Accounts List
 * TikTok
 * Facebook
 * Ins ta gram
 * Podcast: Soundcloud, iTunes, Spotify
 * YouTube





